This was the snow in our neighborhood. In our neighborhood. In our neigh-bor-hoo-ood.

As you all heard, we had snow on this here British Isle. It was a few inches. Everything shut down, completely. We made a snow man and protected another one from being destroyed by bored, snow-crazed, urban teens who'd never seen this kind of white stuff in their young lives.

Yes, poor Jones had to wear Ziploc bags on his feet in lieu of boots. We don't get snow here, alright?!